What is the best way to convince a woman to get out of your bed and go home after sex?
- BobLv 43 months agoFavorite Answer
Get out of bed, go into the kitchen, get a large knife from a drawer, then return to the bedroom.
Then say "So.... I'm sort of into cutting play... shall we get started?"
Alternatively, lie there and strike up a conversation about your scatological fetish and how you REALLY get turned on by defecating on women. Turn to her as you say this, with an expectant look on your face.
- AJLv 73 months ago
Tell her your wife will be home soon.
- KayleenRLv 73 months ago
shout " fire".
- MikeyLv 73 months ago
Just let a bunch of farts loose.
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- 3 months ago
Scream loudly and slap your self in the dick repeatedly. They normally leave pretty quickly after that.
- R2D4Lv 63 months ago
cut off your dic.......................
- LetoLv 53 months ago
Your personality should do the trick.