Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 3 months ago

What is the best way to convince a woman to get out of your bed and go home after sex?

7 Answers

Relevance
  • Bob
    Lv 4
    3 months ago
    Favorite Answer

    Get out of bed, go into the kitchen, get a large knife from a drawer, then return to the bedroom.

    Then say "So.... I'm sort of into cutting play... shall we get started?"

    Alternatively, lie there and strike up a conversation about your scatological fetish and how you REALLY get turned on by defecating on women. Turn to her as you say this, with an expectant look on your face.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • AJ
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Tell her your wife will be home soon.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • 3 months ago

    shout " fire".

    • Login to reply the answers
  • Mikey
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Just let a bunch of farts loose.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 3 months ago

    Scream loudly and slap your self in the dick repeatedly. They normally leave pretty quickly after that.

    • Login to reply the answers
  • R2D4
    Lv 6
    3 months ago

    cut off your dic.......................

    • Login to reply the answers
  • Leto
    Lv 5
    3 months ago

    Your personality should do the trick.

    • Login to reply the answers
Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.