RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 4 weeks ago

If you broke your neck, would you be able to look back and laugh about it afterwards?

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  • 4 weeks ago
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    Breaking my neck would definitely raise my wipe coefficient. I tend to be positive--I see the glass half-full or in this case, my butt half-wiped rather than half-soiled.ย 

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      I see that it would be very useful!

  • 4 weeks ago

    My Dad had a friend that broke his neck diving off a bridge. It made him about 3 inches shorter, and he never looked back. No joke!

  • 4 weeks ago

    That's HOW I BROKE my NECK.........๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • anand
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    4 weeks ago

    Yes. If your jaws are still intact.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      A biting comment.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Funny enough those who broke their ankles die instantly on the spot, that is why one can not stop laughing.ย 

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      That's bercause they broke their ankles from skydiving without a parachute.

  • Pronk
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    4 weeks ago

    Yes,,but don't tell others how it happened,RR..

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    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      She needs to be introduced to cowboy beans.

  • 4 weeks ago

    At least i would be able to see what people who always laugh at me behind my back, were laughing at.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Yes,the full body cast was really a hoot.

    • Big Kahuna
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Yes,she should know that she can't give a Hickey to a cast.

  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    I don't know, I think that would mess me up pretty good.

    • ChaiTea4 weeks agoReport

      Drive in reverse. Makes it a lot easier to parallel park.

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