Odd question: I think my dad has the biggest you know what in the world. 14 inches long and 2 1/2 inches thick...?
He just turned 50. I figure I could make some decent money if I got him into porn acting as the middle man. He's obviously much larger than any man in porn so I know he's be a hit. My question is how should I go about this? And before anyone asks I only know how big he is because A I grew up with women screaming all through the night and b he had an official measurement done at a university a year ago.