Odd question: I think my dad has the biggest you know what in the world. 14 inches long and 2 1/2 inches thick...?

He just turned 50. I figure I could make some decent money if I got him into porn acting as the middle man. He's obviously much larger than any man in porn so I know he's be a hit. My question is how should I go about this? And before anyone asks I only know how big he is because A I grew up with women screaming all through the night and b he had an official measurement done at a university a year ago.

2 Answers

  • keerok
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    So you're gonna pimp your 'ol man? Nice!

  • Brian
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Your issues go deeper than this place can help with me thinks.

    • Henry1 month agoReport

      I'm in my 20's but I'll still kick a child down the slide.

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