I'm fairly fat and stupid, but I'm not sure I have enough hatred inside me to be a Republican. Suggestions?

Answer 1

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You could try watching Fox News, maybe that’ll turn you into one of them

Answer 2

i would just be the way you are, its better not to hate

Answer 3

Become a white nationalist. You'll fit right in.

Answer 4

Become a lame troll who lacks creativity or intelligence on an internet forum.

Oops, beat me to it.