Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw Enforcement & Police · 4 weeks ago

What would happen if I did this to the neighborhood cop?

There is this cop who lives in my neighborhood, on the street behind me.

I don't know him, I just know OF him.

He has a propane smoker in his back yard, and last Thanksgiving he had company at his house, and he was making the turkey in the smoker

Suppose he does that again this Thanksgiving.

And suppose that when he's not out there, I go over there with oven mits and swipe the turkey, and take it home and chuck it in the outdoor trash can.

Then the cop comes out later to check the bird or marinate it, and he opens the lid and finds it gone.

Lol could I get away with that?

What kind of investigation would follow?

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Nothing has changed since the last 10 times you asked this.

    You still can't spell "mitts."

    Just so you don't keep looking like a fool, foods are marinated BEFORE they are grilled.

    • Duncan4 weeks agoReport

      This trolls lack of culinary knowledge is the LEAST of what makes him known to be a fool.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    I'm interested being a cop

  • 4 weeks ago

    HMMMM!

    If he was smoking Whole chickens, greens and sweet potatoes would you EVEN be asking this bigoted question?

    Shoo fly, shoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    you might end up in jail,i would leave that cop alone

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  • He probably wouldn't make it a big deal, but would get pissed off

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