Please help, I dont know if my dog is what I think it is?

We think one of our dogs, who showed up in our heavily wooded yard a few years ago could actually just be some weird mammal posing as a dog. It's gotten more incriminating as she got older. She's always very fat no matter how much food and exercise she gets, is scared of people and refuses to bite anyone but attacks other animals, has excessive amounts of weird white long whiskers all over her face, chin and neck, is constantly grunting, has a weird bark, crazy long fast growing nails, spotted skin, large nipples, fat lumps and big black all over body, weird shaped ears, has food obsessions and aggressions, cant be housebroken, cant follow basic commands etc it basically looks like a white seal/fat sausage with short legs and gremlin ears. How can I be sure its a dog?

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  • 3 weeks ago

    Some people have an overactive imagination.

  • 3 weeks ago

    I'm sorry, but your dog is a raccoon.

  • 3 weeks ago

    TROLL SPAM RE-POSTING (horrifically lame & tacky, btw) of a made-up story.

  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    Woof woof woof who let the dogs out

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  • PR
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Ha ha. If this is a question, post a pic. Otherwise write a story.

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