Is Shrek the one true god?

I heard that Shrek created the world in only 2 days. He made the stars and planets out of onions and created humans in his own image. His best friend Donkey became his prophet and spread the word of Shrek.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    His best friend donkey was an assss and so was shrek.

  • Jake
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    The Christian God is the only God Who exists and a person can know this with certainty by way of having true devotion to the Immaculate Heart of the Virgin Mary.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    NO. JESUS IS LORD. 

  • 1 month ago

    Best friend Donkey was doing your mom.

        

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    NURSE !!.....he's out of bed and on your computer again!

  • 1 month ago

    Not clever or funny. Grow up. little boy.

       

  • 1 month ago

    NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

  • 1 month ago

    I already told you it's Olaf.  He melted for your sins.

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