RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 3 weeks ago

If I told you I raised goats for a living, would you think I was kidding?

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  • 3 weeks ago
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    No...... But if you RAISE them all at ONCE?........ You must be REALLY STRONG!.........๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • 3 weeks ago

    Only ewe would know it.

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      Rats....

      Beverly gave the same answer I thought of....

  • 3 weeks ago

    We had witches down the street in the 80's. (yes, real witches, they sold herbs for spells, and danced naked in the woods (the location was a secret, they thought, but we lived there since we were boys so.. (no they werent that hot).

    The Coven leader had all these goats in what might have been a yard,

    but the goats had chewed it till there was just rocks and tree stumps and mud.

    And she had a hundred year old lady renting a tiny trailer

    as her home, among the rocks and stumps and goats. ..and mud.

    The whole scene was bizarre and made us wonder if witches are real after all.

    We stayed away from her and let her be.

  • 3 weeks ago

    I would never try to horn in on your credibility here.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    So..you are levitating goats eh? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT?!!! *thunder*

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      There is too much levity around here.

  • 3 weeks ago

    No, I would just take it like you say, so I don't get your goat.

  • anand
    Lv 5
    3 weeks ago

    No. I would think you are gloating.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      No. Just goating.

  • 3 weeks ago

    No,I am too sheepish to think that.

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      Animal yolks....

      or is that yokes....?

  • 3 weeks ago

    No, people do raise goats and sell them for a living.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      Very true. I see you new to Jokes & Riddles.

  • audrey
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Yes. Yes, I would. Lol

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      You know me too well.

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