Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Food & DrinkVegetarian & Vegan · 3 weeks ago

I'm trying to convince my pet rock to be vegan. How do I make it vegan?

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  • 3 weeks ago
    Best Answer

    They are known to be very stubborn, but my honest advice: Sit him/her down, and have a heart to heart chat... Your rock may not realise the value to you of being vegan. Best of luck!

  • Clive
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    The joke section is thataway, dear.

  • 3 weeks ago

    First.... get it stoned. And then.... well. Start with that.

  • 3 weeks ago

    Place it in the garden. Vegans love grass.

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