Lola asked in Food & DrinkCooking & Recipes · 4 weeks ago

How can I make a zombie rise from its grave? ?

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  • 4 weeks ago

    show it the face of my former grandmother

  • WOOWHO
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    4 weeks ago

    How can i make a zombie "RISE" from the grave ?

    SILLY RABBIT .. zombies are NOT in graves .

    .. they are the "WALKING DEAD "

    according to lore Zombies eat "BRAINS"

  • 4 weeks ago

    Option 1.

    Find a virgin and offer up their life essence (If you're a virgin, your own life essence will do). Kneel at the side of the grave, dig away the first foot of dirt over the grave then lay the sacrifice in the uncovered hole. The sacrifice should be wearing a plain white dress or a plain black suit and nothing more.

    If the virgin is male, stab him six times on either side of his chest (12 stabs in total) alternating from side to side then slit his throat; if the virgin is female, slit her wrists, her ankles and her throat in this order: left ankle, right wrist, left wrist, right ankle, throat.

    Option 2.

    Find a Book of Necromancy (not available in your local library) and follow the instructions for 'Raise Dead'.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Tell me the food please. responds with starting the recipe!

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Play Thriller by Michael Jackson, it seemed to work and they even danced about too.

  • 4 weeks ago

    One person grabs it by the arms, another grabs the legs. Then lift.

    • HeeHEE4 weeks agoReport

      yes you have to pee on its grave and dig the body up

  • 4 weeks ago

    Give it Viagra.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Pour some Mountain Dew or monster energy drink on the grave. Wait a little, then you can have fun with your very own zombie! ;)

  • 4 weeks ago

    i'm more concerned that this is in the cooking section, but whatever. get a half-dead person (preferably fresh) and inject them with Japanese pufferfish poison. then they're basically a zombie.

  • 4 weeks ago

    find a grave,,,,,,,,lossen the dirt......run like hell....well you need not run fast they drag their feet

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