Do any of y'all got some nice dark jokes?

I'm running out of dark jokes to tell my family and friends. Nothing sexy or anything that involves profanity would be greatly appreciated.

6 Answers

  • Ron
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
    Best Answer

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    ground beef

    What do you get when you cross a bunny with a pitbull?

    a pitbull

    What happens when you call a suicide hotline in Iraq?

    they ask if you know how to drive

    My girlfriend said for her birthday she wanted me to get something that made her look sexy.

    so I got drunk

    My astronomy teacher asked how stars die.

    I said usually by drug overdose

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Do you peoples really dont see she's asking for nlqqer jokes?  REALLY? You cant tell that??? 

    • Loyal3 weeks agoReport

      What are 'nlqqer' jokes? Finish your grammar homework then get back to accusing me.

    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Do any of y'all got some NICE dark jokes ?

    What do mummies like listening to on Halloween ? WRAP MUSIC

    what would you find on a haunted beach ? a SAND - WITCH

    Why couldn't the ghost see its mom and dad ?

    cause they were TRANS - PARENT

    what part of the street do vampires live on ? the DEAD -END

  • 4 weeks ago

    On Hallowen, penguins paint their chest black, and wait for night. Then they bump into each other a lot. They think it's funnny.😊

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  • succor
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    What's black and white and red all over?

    A newspaper drenched in blood.

    • Loyal3 weeks agoReport

      I'm gonna use that one. Thanks XD

  • 4 weeks ago

    A black cat eating licorice in a coal bin.

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