Do any of y'all got some nice dark jokes?
I'm running out of dark jokes to tell my family and friends. Nothing sexy or anything that involves profanity would be greatly appreciated.
- RonLv 74 weeks agoBest Answer
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a pitbull?
What happens when you call a suicide hotline in Iraq?
they ask if you know how to drive
My girlfriend said for her birthday she wanted me to get something that made her look sexy.
so I got drunk
My astronomy teacher asked how stars die.
I said usually by drug overdose
- Anonymous4 weeks ago
Do you peoples really dont see she's asking for nlqqer jokes? REALLY? You cant tell that???
- WOOWHOLv 74 weeks ago
Do any of y'all got some NICE dark jokes ?
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween ? WRAP MUSIC
what would you find on a haunted beach ? a SAND - WITCH
Why couldn't the ghost see its mom and dad ?
cause they were TRANS - PARENT
what part of the street do vampires live on ? the DEAD -END
- 4 weeks ago
On Hallowen, penguins paint their chest black, and wait for night. Then they bump into each other a lot. They think it's funnny.😊
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- succorLv 74 weeks ago
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper drenched in blood.
- Big KahunaLv 74 weeks ago
A black cat eating licorice in a coal bin.