RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 4 weeks ago

If you had to send a distress signal from a boat, do you think you would have a flare for it?

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  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    If I had to but I'd schooner barge in on the captain and make him do it

  • 4 weeks ago

    No...... I USUALLY get BURNED........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • RR
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      3 weeks agoReport

      It sounds like you get a roasting.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Yes,definitely.

    But It's the lack of me possessing a flare gun that's going to be the problem

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      How about flared trousers?

  • 4 weeks ago

    If I couldn't yell "mayday" into the radio, we'd be sunk!

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Remember to switch it on first...

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  • 4 weeks ago

    yes, without a doubt.

  • 4 weeks ago

    I would set the boat on fire and hope they see the flames.

    • RR
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      3 weeks agoReport

      They might think you are having a Viking funeral.

  • 4 weeks ago

    No, that's what I'd use a semi for.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      More Viagra for you!

  • 4 weeks ago

    No. I would have to do a lot of stupid waving with both arms, then screaming till my voice is gone, then figuring out that I wasnt actually in water, I was still at the boat showroom, and everyone was looking at me funny. Sayin

  • 4 weeks ago

    Yes,two tin cans and a string didn't work.The boat moved.

  • 4 weeks ago

    I did, but I traded my flare for a bic.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      I had an inkling you did.

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