RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 month ago

Why did a bloke with a guitar chase me when I picked up a hat full of cash?

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Best Answer

    Because he fretted at the thought of being played

    • polly
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      Well thank-you for picking mo

  • 4 weeks ago

    To run after you so that he would ask you to play a guitar ,better than him, then he would give you that money and return his hat to him. Since the money belong to the people.

  • 1 month ago

    it's like that game, Duck Duck Goose............you have to take the hat, and then he has to chase you, or else you're "IT" next.

    You have to see who's quicker.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      4 weeks agoReport

      But don't run around shouting "Chase me! Chase me!"

  • 1 month ago

    Because it's not nice to gyp Keith Richards like that.

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  • 1 month ago

    Because the thief struck a chord that the guitar playing bloke hadn't planned on!

  • 1 month ago

    Because YOU beat HIM to IT.............๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      But I didn't beat him to get it...

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