Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw Enforcement & Police · 1 month ago

Why do cops like to constantly caress and fondle their guns?

9 Answers

  • 1 month ago

    I've never observed this. Maybe a hand Over their holster?

    I have fired automatics at Marana with with Sheriffs' deputies. No one "caressed"a hot AK-47. Finger oil causes rust, anyway.

    I have seen cops caress their personal Harleys. The chrome, polished aluminum, tooled seats....

  • Cee
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    They don't, you silly person, you.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    The question should be... Why do you believe this? Are you the one to constantly watch them doing this?

  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    maybe theyre just nervous about having to use it

    • Cap'n. America
      Lv 4
      1 month agoReport

      Bunk. It's Irresponsible and finger oil rusts guns. I Yelled at one who had hand on his to Move It. He Did.

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  • Lv 7
    1 month ago

    noep, it's just your cop.

  • 1 month ago

    most Cop's continuously use their hand or arm  to guard their gun while in public. it's a natural movement. also cops never aim for the leg. unless your a cop you would probably never understand

  • 1 month ago

    I think the Beatles said it best: Happiness is a Warm Gun.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Everybody in the club wanna

    Make poop

    Everybody in their car wanna

    Make poop

    Everybody going on a date

    Make poop

    Everybody running late

    Just make poop

    When you're dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump

    No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump

    But you will get home now sooner or later

    But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper

    If you gotta **** and you're stuck in traffic

    Your palms will sweat and your *** will twitch

    Ain't that a *****?

    If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch


    Have you ever had to take a **** at a zoo?

    Maybe at school?

    Maybe in a pool?

    Sometimes I have to take a **** in the drive through


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    Man I feel bad for all you motherfuckers!


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    Make poop

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    Make poop

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    All the girlies do it like Britney Spears

    Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears

    Mr.T has problems with his colon

    Cause every time he shits it looks like Gary Coleman

    Whenever you go and take a crap, do you ever turn around and take a look back?

    Do you **** before you pee?

    Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely

    If this song makes you feel weird

    Make poop

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    Just make poop

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    If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop

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    So what am I going to do?


    Make poop again!


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    Make poop

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    Make poop

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    Just make poop

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    They walk your way but your stomach does a knot

    They grab your hand for you to dance

    When you get to the floor, you **** your pants

    And it runs down your leg and into your shoe

    The music stops cuz it smells like poop

    Whatcha gonna do?

    You run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew

    Sweaty slimy sticky smelly

    **** **** ****

    You run to the back and the bathroom's locked

    Your body gets hotter cause your *** won't shut

    Remember when you're out of toilet paper use a sock


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    Believe it or not I make poop every morning


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    Make poop

    The people who live in the UK

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    All the Asian people do it like Bruce Lee

    Shitting out a milky way running up a tree

    African people do it with a beat

    One time I almost **** myself riding in my Jeep

    Cause I'm just a stupid white boy

    I think it's funny when people get annoyed


    Does this song make you sick?

    I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my wiener

    People with a shallow mind aren't worth pleasing

    Cause everything I do it's always done for a reason

    And it's never the season for disbelieving

    So be open with yourself because that's who you must believe in

    Make poop


  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I like to fondle your "johnson"

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