Am i eligible for a refund?
bought a lawnmower 3000, dad went to move the lawn and cut the grass. but he driven over a big dog (he thought it was a roach) and the dogs owner turned out to be my brother bobby. he shot my dad with 12 gauge autoloader and my dad sticked his urethra into a shredder. its safe to say that at the end we all urinated onto the lawnmover.
- D JLv 71 month ago
Have you nothing better to do with your time?
- M JohnsonLv 61 month ago
For Trump University or ITT Tech, yes.
- EarleenLv 61 month ago
What surprises me that you can't lie better than that. Go back and rework this story and make it more realistic. It's too unconnected to be funny. You always need a thread of truth in any lie.
- RobertLv 61 month ago
Not even close to be interesting. Yawn