Has a gypsy cursed me?

The other day I just got out of a shower and then I farted and followed through. Had to get straight back in for another shower. I fear there may be a gypsy curse upon me. How can I know for sure?

4 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 month ago
    Best Answer

    A G&L fart (Gambled & Lost) isn't usually the work of Gypsies. They're more into ruining weddings and making body parts shrivel up and fall off, which gives them very little time left over for shart curses.

    It could be a Louisiana Voodoo curse, because lord knows they're into that stuff, but definitely not the Gypsies.

    Maybe lay off the Taco Bell for a few days, see what happens. Or what doesn't happen, if you smell what I'm cooking.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Cannot image how you got from one thing to a gypsy curse. Sounds like you had diarrhea and nothing more.

  • 1 month ago

    You cork it.

    Moderately.

    If the cork stays in no matter what, that's one painful curse, for certain!

    W000oooo....

  • Kenny
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    It could have been Montezuma's Revenge .

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.