Trump supporters: Obama arrives at your job. Your boss, a proud lib, allows Obama to offer you the deal of a lifetime. Will you accept it?
You turn around and face Obama and take a sip from your mug.
YOU: Let me guess.You must be Obama.
Obama: Please sit down, Mr. *insert last name here*
Let us reason together.
*You sit down together.*
Obama: It would be a regrettable waste...and it would be nothing short of madness should you vote red, and our beautiful country perish all because of a simple misunderstanding.
Obama: Mexican immigrants only want to share their culture with us. Is that so bad?
YOU: They've been sharing their culture
with us for years. Just ask the streets of LA....
Obama: Trump country is a fascinating cult.
Even now you are defiant...
...in the face of annihilation by Democrats
and in the presence of a god.
It isn't wise to stand against us.
Imagine what a horrible fate
awaits deplorables in November 2020.
....when we will vote Trump out office and claim the ultimate victory.
YOU: Still listening to those polls, huh? *you smirk and take a sip of your coffee*
Victory has defeated you.
Obama clenches his jaw. He is not amused:
Obama: You Trump supporters take pride in your facts.
I suggest you employ them.
Consider your President you so vigorously defend.
Picture him losing in a landslide at my whim.
Consider how most of your cult has turned their back on him.
YOU: Clearly you don't know us.
You have many voters, Obama.
...but few patriots.
More than they'll want your free stuff.
Obama, displeased, rises from his seat. I am a generous god.
I can make you rich beyond all measure.
All that I ask is that you renounce Trump, vote blue on election day....and that you kneel.