Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 4 months ago

On average, how many hours a day do I need to spend at Starbucks to become a gluten free, latte sipping, beta liberal soyboy?

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  • Troy
    Lv 5
    4 months ago
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    you don't even have to go there, you just need to talk about how other people should have to go there and about how much you wish you were there. And spend a significant amount of time on the subject. If you do go then go to the Starbucks in the Barnes and Noble and pretend to be interested in books but really just buy a clearance aisle book about life as a vegan and play on your phone taking selfies with books and posting on social media.

    • J. c
      Lv 4
      4 months agoReport

      LMAO! Hilarious! You should do some comedy work sometime!

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    Don't forget "non-paying, "Racist" crying.

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  • 4 months ago

    I drink coffee so black and strong it's like doing a line, LOL.

    :D

  • 4 months ago

    Not possible. As an omega male, advancement is not possible for you.

    • 4 months agoReport

      Omega is already above beta.

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  • 4 months ago

    That depends on how many gluten free, latte sipping beta liberal soy boys are in line.

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  • 4 months ago

    Begging for attention again today. Here is some pocket change

    Do you just work this place with your "Need attention. Anything will help" sign or do you beg elsewhere as well?

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  • 4 months ago

    Well since "gluten free, latte sipping, beta liberal soyboy" is an ivnetion of your mind, it is up to you to make that determination.

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  • Jeff S
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    No amount because you're a weak minded conservative who believes he can intimidate others with insults!

    Which means you're probably beyond redemption!

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    • Jeff S
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      Yet it's your idol(Trump) always caught lying!

      He claims he wasn't demanding Ukraine to investigate the Bidens. Even though he was withholding congressionally approved military aid to resist Russian incursions in eastern Ukraine!

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    Honestly their drinks taste weak with no flavor. Not sure why they're so popular.

    • J. c
      Lv 4
      4 months agoReport

      Homeless people mostly. They beg some change, then get to live in Starbucks all day.

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  • Mark
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    On average, you don't. Somehow I think of you as sipping tea or hot milk with some brandy.

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    • 4 months agoReport

      I also drink espresso straight, no milk or froth. Or a dark roast coffee no milk or sugar is fantastic.

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  • 4 months ago

    None. All you have to do is learn to think, instead of operating on slogan logic.

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