As a highly aged and decrepit old farty prune, how can I woo a potential mate that has a hole in it.. The hole types like the rod types?

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago
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    I’ve found some young, pretty girls will barter intimacy in exchange for certain types of paper 

  • 3 months ago

    stop talking like a 4 yr old--that would be a start.

  • 3 months ago

    Become Muslim...women in Islam do what men say

  • 3 months ago

    Man differs from the lower animals because he preserves his past experiences. What happened in the past is lived again in memory. About what goes on today hangs a cloud of thoughts concerning similar things undergone in bygone days. With the animals, an experience perishes as it happens, and each new doing or suffering stands alone. But man lives in a world where each occurrence is charged with echoes and reminiscences of what has gone before, where each event is a reminder of other things. Hence he lives not, like the beasts of the field, in a world of merely physical things but in a world of signs and symbols. A stone is not merely hard, a thing into which one bumps; but it is a monument of a deceased ancestor. A flame is not merely something which warms or burns, but is a symbol of the enduring life of the household, of the abiding source of cheer, nourishment and shelter to which man returns from his casual wanderings. Instead of being a quick fork of fire which may sting and hurt, it is the hearth at which one worships and for which one fights. And all this which marks the difference between bestiality and humanity, between culture and merely physical nature, is because man remembers, preserving and recording his experiences.

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  • 3 months ago

    Well first, they probably don't want to date someone who refers to them by their genitals..

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