Come on, how can you not already know all the good ones? Seriously.
The moon landing was faked. 9/11 was an inside job. Coca Cola and Disney are spreading Satanism right now. Trump is a secret KGB operative. The G7 (used to be the G8 until they kicked Russia out, now it's the G7 again) are owned by the illuminati, who themselves are a Satanic / Christian / Democrat / socialist / whatever secret society who are just micro-steps away from enslaving us all and selling our planet to the giant lizards from Klendathu. And let's don't forget those evil devil-rock bands, brainwashing our kids with their backwards messaging. Did you know that Adolf Hitler is actually still alive, and jamming out with Elvis? I'll bet you didn't know that, but I know it's true because my best friend's sister's hairstylist once worked for the phone company, and the phone company knows everything.
It's true, just ask my sister's best friend's ex-co-worker's boss if you don't believe me.