RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 10 months ago

Have you ever grilled a chicken? Did it tell you why it crossed the road?

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  • 10 months ago
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    Yes,I threatened to beat it with a rubber chicken and it finally told me that it crossed the road because it was more corny over there.

  • 10 months ago

    They have too much loose lips.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      10 months agoReport

      Do they sink ships?

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  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    10 months ago

    I tried grilling , but it flew away and I never saw it again.

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  • 10 months ago

    Yes, I have and it did....

    But it lied....

    ....continued grilling revealed that it was a synthetic chicken patty....

    ....telling real lies....

    Pesky synthetic chicken patty....

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  • 10 months ago

    Yes........... And there was a HINT of ANTIFREEZE..........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • I joined forces with my friend and we did a good cop bad cop routine. After several hours we found out from an exhausted chicken that he needed a haircut and wanted to join the barbecue.

  • Dj2541
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    I did after she was the referee at a soccer match and every shot she called a fowl.

  • 10 months ago

    Yes, I have and it crossed the road to get a newspaper or so it said.

  • Nicole
    Lv 7
    10 months ago

    Yes I had.................

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  • Snoopy
    Lv 6
    10 months ago

    No. I'd feel bad. I let others do the dirty work for me.

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