Shouldnt the bybil start with "Once Upon A Time"? Or did that not exist back in the bronze age era?

Since the bybil is a fairytale book with strange legends of 2 naked people in a garden and an apple tree with a talking snake while the perverted god watches the show.

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago
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    Yes but that intro probably wasnt that popular back then...

  • Nous
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    The bible is what is called "Faction” A fictional story set in a factual time and place. Thus the time, place and real historical characters are all correct but the fictional characters and stories are not!

    There is not one single mention of Jesus in the entire Roman record - that is right - not one! At the same time as he was supposed to have been around there were a number of Jews claiming to be the messiah - all of whom are well recorded!

    There is not a single contemporary record from any source and even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

    He was supposed to have been a huge problem to the Romans and produced wonderful miracles but still not one contemporary record?

    Even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

    Pilate is recorded in the Roman record as a somewhat lack luster man but no mention of a Jesus, a trial or crucifixion that would surely have been used to make him look brighter!

    At best he was an amalgam of those others but almost certainly never existed!

    Not one word of it is contemporary with the period and was not written until several hundred years after the period the story is set in!! How did the apostles write their books more than a hundred years after they would have been dead?

    Christianity is an invention of the Italians and that is why it came from the Holy ROMAN Catholic church!

    Please realize that those claims for the Old historians are worthless since they were not even born until long after everyone in the stories would have been so long dead!

    Josephus AD 37 – AD 100

    Tacitus AD 56 – AD 120

    Suetonius - 69 – 130 AD

    Pliny the Younger, 61 AD – 112 AD

    Justin Martyr (Saint Justin) AD103–165 AD

    Lucian - AD 120 -180 AD but he was hostile to Christianity and openly mocked it.

    Pamphilius AD 240-309 AD

    Eusebius AD 263 – 339 AD

    Photius AD 877 – 886 AD

    Thallus - But there are no actual record of him except a fragment of writing which mentions the sack of Troy [109 BC] Showing that he was clearly not alive in biblical times.

    Some even try to use Seneca. 4 BCE – 65 CE but as a Stoic Philosopher he opposed religion yet made not a single mention of a Jesus or Christianity!

    Even funnier is trying to claim Celsus AD ? – 177 AD Who said that Jesus was a Jew who’se mother was a poor Jewish girl whose husband, who was a carpenter, drove her away because of her adultery with a Roman soldier named Panthera. She gave birth to an illegitimate child named Jesus. In Egypt, Jesus became learned in sorcery and upon his return presented himself as a god.

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  • 4 months ago

    When will you atheists learn to use logic? You're appealing to ridicule and begging the question as well. Prove that the Bible is nothing but fairy tales, and your question might even become intelligent.

    You were naked when you were born. Does that make your parents perverted? No? Think again.

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  • Mattie
    Lv 5
    4 months ago

    No such thing as a "bybil". Duh. 

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  • no dear, but the tales of evolution should

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  • .
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    No, that's the charm of the Bible.

    The Bible has more self-esteem (pride?) in itself.

    The tone is more "once and for all time".

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  • 4 months ago

    I will give you proof you are wrong. Please read on:

    Does God exist or not? IF not & if evolution is correct it means the 'big bang' and time caused the spherical planets that spin ad infinitum around the spherical sun, the long & complicated D.N.A. that is obviously made by an intelligent person, the weather patterns and so much more intelligent design that scientists would tell you. IF that is for real then just blow up something that has lots of paper & ink & there we go. All of the ink will hit the papers & will (just by accident) make a new book. Okay, now just put the papers in the right order & publish it! (is anybody stupid to do that?!? I hope not!!! Adam Savage (mythbusters) would say that it would only make a HUGE mess. You can blow up a printing factory & see how many books you will make by blowing it up but I think the only thing that will happen to you is "your under arrest." Duh, evolution is stupid. People have to admit God exists or follow the stubborn people that pretend into that about evolution. Now, with all of this the next question is 'was the bible only a old OLD book or did God use imperfect humans as his secretaries to make the bible? History answers it. See, for over 2,000 years imperfect human governments and for a few centuries even the Catholic church have been taking bibles & holy scriptures and sometimes hiding them from normal type people or even burning them. Even several countries are still doing this. see, for example, go to China or Russia & try to buy a bible (ha, ha, ha, NEVER gonna happen!!!) In spite of all of that the most common book today worldwide IS the bible. God has made sure you can get his book & learn from the one who made us all. Okay. again, could Islam be correct? Islam does not care about the bible. They use the Quran. As for the bible, please read 4 BIBLE verses:

    2 Timothy 3:16-17

    "16 All Scripture is inspired of God & beneficial for teaching, for reproving, for setting things straight, for disciplining in righteousness, 17 so that the man of God may be fully competent, completely equipped for every good work."

    Obviously every part of the bible is very important.

    IF everything in the bible is important then Acts 20:20 is important. It says this:

    "20 while I did not hold back from telling you any of the things that were profitable nor from teaching you publicly & from house to house."

    "HOUSE TO HOUSE?" "HOUSE TO HOUSE!" God wants his people to go house to house. (if you are able to) Keeping that in mind, only 2 religions that go house to house. The Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses. Could the Mormons be correct? No. See, the Mormons do use the bible but there main book, "The book of Mormon" did not exist until the 19th century. Keeping that in mind read Galatians 1:8.

    "Galatians 1:8 8 "However, even if we or an angel out of heaven were to declare to you as good news something beyond the good news we declared to you, let him be accursed." Thinking of that, read one more time Galatians 1:8. The Mormons are NOT truly on God's side! They think they are, but they are NOT! Talk to a Jehovah's Witness near you, please... and yes, Jehovah's Witnesses ARE the only true Christians!

    One other thing, if evolution does not exist then check out this, (& if you are a Darwinian and you read ALL of this you will likely change your views once you read all of this) & the website here is from U.S. News & World Report:

    Same from the Smithsonian:

    & from CNN...

    YES, NOW, TODAY animals that were dead so long ago, extinct species, are now being resurrected. YES, Jehovah God's government WILL be here on Earth and not too long from now. Stay on Satan's side & die or follow Jesus Christ. Just talk to a JW near you.

  • 4 months ago

    Back then they used "In the beginning God" as our "Once upon a time". They mean the same thing.

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