My friend eats so damn slow!!! Why does the irritate me?

Whenever we eat, she eats so slow. I would be done but she has half of her plate of food. It takes her like 30 minutes to eat. I eat in like 5-15 minutes. That's why I don't like going out to eat with her because she eats SLOW!! UGH! I tell her to hurry up but she ignores me and takes her time. She says,... show more Whenever we eat, she eats so slow. I would be done but she has half of her plate of food. It takes her like 30 minutes to eat. I eat in like 5-15 minutes. That's why I don't like going out to eat with her because she eats SLOW!! UGH!
I tell her to hurry up but she ignores me and takes her time. She says, "I like taking my time. You just eat like a pig."
You should have seen my face expression. My other friend said, "BURN?"
How can she call me a pig?! My guy frienx said, "Well she has a point. You do eat like a pig and it isn't ladylike."
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