How do I explain to a 6 year old why Santa doesn't get into trouble for having his elves make counterfeit toys?

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  • 2 months ago
    Best Answer

    Santa doesn't make counterfeit toys.

    With the overpopulation of the earth, even Santa doesn't have enough elves to make all the presents needed.

    As a result, he has to purchase toys produced by other companies.

    The economics of it are somewhat like Stormy Daniels payout.

    Donnie hires michael to pay stormy. Michael pays stormy with zero traceability back to Donnie.

    Santa hires "someone" (it's a secret who it is) to buy toys and other gifts from companies.

    The secret agent pays for them and has them delivered to the North Pole

    But there is zero traceability back to Santa.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Explain that Santas elves don’t have to follow any laws because they are not legal citizens of the USA

  • 2 months ago

    More important — how can I see all of Barkley Hound’s thought-provoking questions if his/her activity is private!

  • A C
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Very precocious 6 year old you have there.

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  • 2 months ago

    Santa Claus has a good lawyer and knows the big CEOs of toy companies.

  • .
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    They make real toys, nothing counterfeit about them.

    Counterfeit defn.:

    adjective

    made in exact imitation of something valuable or important with the intention to deceive or defraud.

    "two men were remanded on bail on a charge of passing counterfeit $10 bills"

    noun

    a fraudulent imitation of something else; a forgery.

    "he knew the tapes to be counterfeits"

  • Lv 7
    2 months ago

    how did you explain Santa having unpaid slave laborers?

  • Huh?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Santa has a licensing agreement with all the major toy manufacturers.

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