Is the only conspiracy that the government doesn't know anything about what makes ufo's tick?
I have a friend who was a full bird, worked at the pentagram and state deportment. We had a convo over sushi about what I'd seen in the desert. He said, "That was ours"..all confidential like. And I'm like, "No it wasn't". He repeated it and I'm thinking, "hmmm...you have no idea at all."