I'm Canadian from Southern Ontario and I HATE Canada and Canadians! I wish I was American! Is that okay?

I've been to Toronto, Windsor, Brampton, Hamilton, Ottawa and London. It's all garbage. And I want to be an American citizen and live in the glorious USA for eternity. The USA has what Cancucki......I mean Canada lacks: -Cheap housing -Cheap food -Attractive and skinny women -Handsome men -White... show more I've been to Toronto, Windsor, Brampton, Hamilton, Ottawa and London. It's all garbage. And I want to be an American citizen and live in the glorious USA for eternity.

The USA has what Cancucki......I mean Canada lacks:

-Cheap housing
-Cheap food
-Attractive and skinny women
-Handsome men
-White people
-Nice and friendly people
-Cheap food
-Wilderness, mountains and wide open space
-Cheap food
-Perfect warm weather
-Cheap food
-Community spirit
-The Christian faith
-Straight people
-Freedom of speech
-Cheap food
-Donald Trump

So long Canadian soyboys! πŸ–•

USA HERE I COME!!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

And for the record, I'm a white Anglo man born and raised in this clown "country."
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