Found a homeless lady living in my walls so we smoked meth together. Are we now friends?

I wouldn’t say we made out but we definitely touched our noses together and hit a fat rock. When I awoke she had called the cops and I found out, to my utter disbelief, I had broken into my neighbors house and had sex with her pet bunny.

Should I stop making things up and go back to being a beta Male?
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