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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 11 months ago

Is bank robbery a safe job?

8 Answers

  • polly
    Lv 7
    11 months ago
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    It depends on whether there are any witness's.

    During a recent bank robbery the armed offenders face mask slipped off exposing his face.

    The robber,after readjusting his disguise to conceal his face panicked by the thought of being identified & asked one of the customers if he'd seen his face & asked him "Did you see my face?"

    "Yes,replied the man" "Boom!" the robber shot him.

    Then he asked a woman "Did you see my face?"

    She replied "No,but my husband over there did"

  • 11 months ago

    Only if the SAFECRACKER performs the PROPER LOCKOUT TAG OUT procedure..........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • 11 months ago

    you could really cash in with a job like that.

    Or cash OUT, if the cops show up.-

  • anand
    Lv 5
    11 months ago

    Yes, except that you should not end up in the locker room.

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  • donnie
    Lv 4
    11 months ago

    No it is not a safe job.

  • 11 months ago

    definitely not, you could end up in jail for it

  • 11 months ago

    Not if you try to rob a drive through teller with a knife,which has actually happened.

  • .
    Lv 7
    11 months ago


    All banks have security cameras, even in the parking lots. And the serial numbers of the cash in the drawers is noted. Most of the money in a bank is held in a secure vault and only about 50k is cash on hand.

    This means a typical car thief makes more money than a bank robber.

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