Why couldn't I summon Jeff Bezos?

I made a summoning ring and wrote in symbols for calling and binding Jeff Bezos. But after performing the sacraments, Bezos was nowhere to be found. I'm certain all of my Cuneiform was written out correctly! Is Bezos not a Mesopotamian demon? I didn't think that would matter, as I'm an experienced... show more I made a summoning ring and wrote in symbols for calling and binding Jeff Bezos. But after performing the sacraments, Bezos was nowhere to be found.

I'm certain all of my Cuneiform was written out correctly! Is Bezos not a Mesopotamian demon? I didn't think that would matter, as I'm an experienced summoner.
Update: Update: I did have my money in the circle. Perhaps it's not enough? Bezolboss makes my yearly salary in like 90 seconds.
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