You need to bring the one true God into your life, the Invisible Pink Unicorn. We have both science and faith to support our belief in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. We know she's invisible because we can't see her, that's the science part. We know she's pink because faith tells us this is so. So there you have it, the one religion with science and faith both. Don't believe it, then she will banish you to the underwater realm of the Purple Oyster of Doom, a terrible fate! So take no chances, believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn!!