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I ave a Cottage in Ontario for sale, and Dotard Drumpf can buy it from me for $600,000,000,000.00 and then tell his supporters that he?

"owns" part of Canada, someday will make an offer for the rest.......would THAT satisfy his followers, the Trump Cult?

BTW....I won't take a penny less.

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  • 10 months ago
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    He'll only pay for it with chips from one of his bankrupt casinos. Or 600,000,000,000 Indian rupees.

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  • 10 months ago

    There are several factors to consider. First and foremost. How close is it to the border? If his back yard included the border he'd have to build a wall and have Canada pay for it. Furthermore, since he's capable of losing $1,000,000,000.00 in one year, he couldn't buy it including a mortgage. He might be able to borrow a bundle from his pal Putin or his other pal Xi Jinping, but since, despite his supporters, he won't be able to become president-for-life, I doubt that they'd be interested. Sorry, Canada is too cold for him. He prefers Mar a Lago. How much are you selling Greenland for?

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  • 10 months ago

    Please keep this ridiculous posting in politics where insulting others is acceptable behavior, we help others in finance.

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    Does it have a putting green? Because, I'm betting that would be the tipping point for him to meet your offer.

    https://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/eco-tourism/photos/9...

    http://greenlandtoday.com/golf-in-greenland/?lang=...

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  • 10 months ago

    YOU ARE IN DREAMLAND...CANADA IS TOO COLD AND HE IS PRES OF USA...THIS WONT WORK OUT..

    • Darth Beaver
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      10 months agoReport

      I won't take his cheque either!

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