I need a good laugh or two. Please assemble your dream virtuoso rock band, vocals, guitar(s), bass, keys and drums. Sounds good?

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  • 4 months ago
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    Vocals - Mike Patton

    Guitars - Bob Mould, Greg Sage, D. Boon

    Bass - Chris Squire

    Keys - John Cale

    Drums - Stephen Morris

  • 4 months ago

    Jack White on vocals, guitar, drums and bass.

  • 4 months ago

    vocals - geoff tate

    lead guitar - kerry king

    rhythm guitar - bono

    bass guitar - sid vicious

    keyboards - daz dillinger

    drums - that guy who played drums on carcass's "reek of putrefaction"

    Source(s): nothing
  • mars
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    Vocals- Devin Townsend, Guitars- Charlie Hunter, Alexi Laiho, Bass- Stu Hamm, Keys- Derek Sherinian, Drums- Bill Bruford

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  • 4 months ago

    Jeff Beck, GE Smith, Mark Knofler, Jeff Lynne, Elton John, Rick Allen, and Linda Ronstadt

  • WUWR
    Lv 6
    4 months ago

    Virtuosos don't interest me much, but here's my assembled band that would be the best band ever:

    Stephen Malkmus (Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks) - lead guitar/vocals

    Scott Kannberg (Preston School of Industry) - rhythm guitar/addl vocals

    Mark Ibold (Sonic Youth) - bass

    Bob Nostanovich (the Silver Jews) - keys/percussion/addl vocals

    Steve West (Marble Valley) - Drums

    You could call them Asphalt, or Street Surface Material. Something like that.

    • WUWR
      Lv 6
      4 months agoReport

      Yes. That is the joke. Luckily they all have other projects to reference.

  • Maggie
    Lv 6
    4 months ago

    Matt Bellamy - Lead vocals, guitar, bass, piano and keyboard

    Chris Wolstenholme - Bass

    Dominic Howard - Drums

    Source(s): Muse
  • 4 months ago

    Three Keiths to the Wind

    Keith Moon - drums

    Keith Richards - guitar & vocals

    Keith Emerson - keyboards, synthesized bass

  • 4 months ago

    Phil Collins (drums - in his prime though)

    Bass - Jet Harris (Blues not rock but he was class)

    Brian May - Lead Guitar

    Rick Wakeman - Kayboards

    Freddie Mercury - Lead Vocals

    • Aiden4 months agoReport

      The shadows were my favourite band as a kid and I just loved how he made it look SO easy. He was my inspiration for playing bass!

  • 4 months ago

    I'd pick: John Paul Jones (bass and organ), John Bonham (drums), Jimmy Page (guitar) and Robert Plant (vocals). Hey, that's Led Zeppelin. Who knew?

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