McDonalds food gave me very horrible gas (I pooped myself). What should I do about this?

I don’t think I’ve ever smelled something so bad. The farting wouldn’t stop. I put at least a full tablespoon of ‘mustard’ into my underwear (I saved these in a plastic bag as evidence...they can get the Big Mac DNA out of it so it isn’t faked). I’d like to approach McDonalds about this, but am considering hiring... show more I don’t think I’ve ever smelled something so bad. The farting wouldn’t stop. I put at least a full tablespoon of ‘mustard’ into my underwear (I saved these in a plastic bag as evidence...they can get the Big Mac DNA out of it so it isn’t faked).

I’d like to approach McDonalds about this, but am considering hiring a lawyer first. Should I put up a fight or will I just lose?
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