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Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 6 months ago

Have you ever masturbated with parkay?

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  • ron h
    Lv 7
    6 months ago
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    never occurred to me, but seems like an OK idea. It seems like it would be messy to clean up and would stain your clothes if you didn't get it all off.

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  • Sam
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Crisco .

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  • 6 months ago

    Is that when you jump on benches/walls, etc.? It sounds like it would be difficult to masturbate while you are doing that, but if you can - more power to you (as long as you don't get busted).

    Oh wait - I'm thinking of parkour....

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  • David
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Doesn't your mommy buy real butter?

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  • Bucky
    Lv 5
    6 months ago

    Parkay is a brand name for margerine, a butter substitute.

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    • Lôn
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Thanks Bucky....it's probably an American brand ,we don't have it in the UK.

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  • 6 months ago

    I'M INTO I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER

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  • 6 months ago

    No, I prefer my margarine/oleo on my toast and taters.

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Who or what is 'parkay'???

    • Lôn
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      Now I know...it's a brand of margarine.

      Of course not...are you nuts?..or just a wanker?

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  • 6 months ago

    Who is Parkay? No I have not masturbated with him

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  • Mark
    Lv 5
    6 months ago

    Parkay is what, exactly? I've never heard of it.

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