Did you know that I'm inside your house right now?

You left the back door unlocked again.

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  • 5 months ago

    that would be a good trick, as I don't have a back door. My house is on a sloped Mountain.

    the "back door" would be two stories off the ground.

  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    if that was true, you would be in my blender,, head first..

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  • 5 months ago

    Oh? Ok. I hope my cats didn't bother you too much, and that you left SOME food in the house.

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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Go lie face down on my bed.

    I'll be there in a moment.

    I love you already.

    Marry me?

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  • 5 months ago

    Well go do the dishes while you're here.

    • Imperatus5 months agoReport

      Can I have them afterwards? I need new plates.

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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Then why don't you? Stick something fat and meaty into my back door since my boyfriend won't do that sort of thing with women?

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  • Hey
    Lv 4
    5 months ago

    I don't have a back door.

    • Imperatus5 months agoReport

      Every human has a back door, what's wrong with you?

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