I need help! It got out of the cellar?
I’ve been working on a genetic science experiment, let’s just say it’s a little unorthodox, it outgrew it’s restrains and got out of the cellar! this could be a real threat to wildlife, and maybe even other citizens. Who should I call I need help getting it contained before it hurts someone
- BBagwindsLv 76 months agoFavorite Answer
Call the humane society and tell them it's a stray dog or cat, whichever it most resembles. They'll have it collared and locked up in no time with an adoption video posted on the web. Everntually there will appear a click-bait video on Yahoo's page with the title "They thought it was a dog (or cat) until they got it home and then they realized..."
- Anonymous6 months ago
Take your psychotic medication and relax. Tomorrow will come shortly.