Who knows Latin? I want to be able to put a Catholic spell on my pancakes the next time I’m at IHOP.?
I want to be able to say a Latin spell over my pancakes to be able to turn the Pancakes into Elvis’ flesh and the maple syrup into his blood.
How would I say something like: pancakes become the flesh, syrup become the blood. Of the King, I now eat. Fluffy and sweet.