I'm the caretaker for Miss Mama's house, and for Miss Mama too. It's a fulltime job, and you just never know what you'll have to do. The hours are flexible. I stay up and watch Alfred Hitchcock at 1 a.m., and get up when I please
Just kidding, I am retired.
But I find that I really do have fulltime employment, in just taking care of the house and myself.
Nothing could induce me back to the rat race, ever again. 44 years is enough And I wouldn't go back to school if you held a shotgun to my head.