Here is the secret. Those who attend and succeed at college are generally highly motivated people that are more likely to be successful in the first place. College is the most common path to greater financial success, but it is not the only path. It takes a level of maturity and drive that it would appear you are presently lacking. It would appear to me that you are pretty much setting yourself up for failure regardless of what you choose to do, since you are discounting that you will be happy. Find something to occupy your time until you have the maturity to make basic life decisions.
As for coaching and mentoring, know that you are going up against my business, and people pay $100 an hour for my employees with bachelor's degrees and pay me $300 an hour for my PhD. I wonder why anyone would want to pay to be coached by you. What DO you have to offer? Remember, the world does not owe you a thing, and you have to constantly improve yourself to be successful.