How come every time I try and make a fried egg it’s always ugly?

These darn eggs are angering me because every time I try and flip them the yolk breaks and I just hate it!! I’ve attempted to smel three eggs today. One was eh, but I ate it. Then I made two more, and they looked so bad I didnt want to eat them so I offered them to my friend and he was like “ew” so I threw them in the trash and stormed off.

TLDR: I have anger issues and these eggs are the cause of it

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  • 5 months ago
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    Put a lid on the pan when cooking eggs, the steam will cook the top of the eggs, so you don't have to flip them over to cook.

  • 5 months ago

    try oil basting them by putting the top on the pan--and wait for the yolk to get covered in a white coating--just.....(if you wait too long the yok hardens :-() sooo much easier.

  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    "Zee egg eh not eh stone, it a libing ting, it hab a heart."

    Eggs are a great metric of a decent chefs hand. Like the movie chef said, it isn't a stone. You have to be able to temper your touch and the heat you use on it, get the timing right to have it come out decent. Those are the tools a cook needs, not fancy pans or gadgets. When you master that, you'll get good food.

  • Aside from the fact that you won't eat an ugly egg, nor will your idiot friends...

    Grease up a pan and throw it on medium heat. Crack your eggs in, toss in about a 1/2 teaspoon of water (onto the pan not the egg) and put a lid on it. Cook for about 1 minute to get a runny yolk.

    No flipping, so no broken yolks.

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  • patty
    Lv 5
    5 months ago

    cook them a bit longer on one side so the yolk is cooked and not runny

  • John
    Lv 7
    5 months ago

    If you don't use non stick then you need to have it float on some fat. I use minimal fat and I chop up my eggs anyway. And my eggs mostly stick because of that. Use more fat and the spatula can get in there under it.

  • 5 months ago

    You might have anger issues but the eggs are at of the cause of it that's called projection I won't go into the psychology here I'm just going to tell you how to make a fried egg that doesn't break. You go to your local Walmart store and you buy a fried egg ring I have enclosed a picture of what they look like! That should cure your fried egg problem

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  • 5 months ago

    You’re not a good cook

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