How come every time I try and make a fried egg it’s always ugly?

These darn eggs are angering me because every time I try and flip them the yolk breaks and I just hate it!! I’ve attempted to smel three eggs today. One was eh, but I ate it. Then I made two more, and they looked so bad I didnt want to eat them so I offered them to my friend and he was like “ew” so I threw them in... show more These darn eggs are angering me because every time I try and flip them the yolk breaks and I just hate it!! I’ve attempted to smel three eggs today. One was eh, but I ate it. Then I made two more, and they looked so bad I didnt want to eat them so I offered them to my friend and he was like “ew” so I threw them in the trash and stormed off.
TLDR: I have anger issues and these eggs are the cause of it
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