Will Boris Johnson now enforce shariah law in London?

Given his Turkish Moslem background?

Perhaps he can now implement shariah law and curb some of the thieves and robbers running amok who can be amputated.

Also it's been donkeys years since we've had a public execution and stoning in this country. Why it's been five centuries at least Im sure.

Tuesday it's a sweltering day, my doctor rang to check if I am not suffering from heatstroke.

I replied I have my servants to fan me.

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  • snafu
    Lv 7
    6 months ago
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    It’ll be Boris law. A load of feel good bollox delivered in flowery language unconnected with reality.

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  • Clive
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Don't be silly.

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    He couldn't organise a pee up in a brewery

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Go away and die Harrison

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  • Ludwig
    Lv 6
    6 months ago

    He will put you to work I expect. Grading lumps in a s***farm.

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  • 6 months ago

    That's what they said about Trump and he's still there!

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Muslim, not Moslem. Get it right, Dwight. No offense, but you sound stupid.

  • martin
    Lv 7
    6 months ago

    Where have you been? There's nothing like a good belly laugh to get the day rolling. Seriously, Boris, if he does Brexit, is going to have to join ranks with the USA to keep the UK afloat economically.

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Boris Johnson is not a muslim.

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    No, that is far more likely under a Corbyn government. Look at labour councils and see it replicated nationwide. If Iran want it, Corbyn will do it.

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