Does playing the clarinet make you gay?

Not for me, for my son. I'm not one of them gays, I am very hetorsexual and possibly looking for an open minded younger lady. Anyway, my son Jarred has been getting clarinet lessons for the postman next door. Worried this may make him gay. The neighbour is gay as he spends so much time with my wife her girly... show more Not for me, for my son. I'm not one of them gays, I am very hetorsexual and possibly looking for an open minded younger lady. Anyway, my son Jarred has been getting clarinet lessons for the postman next door. Worried this may make him gay. The neighbour is gay as he spends so much time with my wife her girly friends and Jared is even starting to look like Gregg. When do I know if he's been blowing on that tube too much? I want my son to be straight and wingman me in the pub.
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