Does playing the clarinet make you gay?

Not for me, for my son. I'm not one of them gays, I am very hetorsexual and possibly looking for an open minded younger lady. Anyway, my son Jarred has been getting clarinet lessons for the postman next door. Worried this may make him gay. The neighbour is gay as he spends so much time with my wife her girly friends and Jared is even starting to look like Gregg. When do I know if he's been blowing on that tube too much? I want my son to be straight and wingman me in the pub.

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  • 7 months ago

    Seriously how stupid can people be? I hope this is a joke.

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Dancing while playing it might

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  • Alan H
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    7 months ago

    Not at all. Ignore The euphemism

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  • 7 months ago

    Yes...the clarinet is a "gateway" instrument. Soon, it wont be enough and you'll be playing the oboe. Not long after that you'll move on to the trombone..and before you know it, you'll be sucking PP's thru a hole in the wall at the bus station men's room for half smoked cigarette butts. Glad I could help.

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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Playing the clarinet doesn't make you Gay, but clarinet lessons from the nice gay postmen next door is definitely a good way to get a kid started!

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  • 7 months ago

    After 8+ years of playing clarinoot I can testify that is absolutely makes you gay.

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  • ctc453
    Lv 5
    7 months ago

    Who cares if it does? Are you homophobic or something?

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  • abcdef
    Lv 7
    7 months ago

    Dennis = loser.

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  • 7 months ago

    I don't know how to interpret any of that.

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  • 7 months ago

    "Playing the clarinet" a euphemism for doing something else. Unfortunately, some people take it literally.

    • GEEGEE
      Lv 7
      7 months agoReport

      huh, good to know

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