Yes, please stay home. With your attitude, we don't need you perpetuating the idea of the Ugly American. Don't travel- you might learn something. For example, you might get sick in another country and find out that doctors will come to your hotel room to treat you, and charge you very little because they have universal health care. You might find out how easy it is and how much fun, to get around on the Metro or the Underground or the Tokyo subway system. You certainly don't want to experience the pleasure of sitting outside eating at a Paris restaurant at 10:00 on a summer evening with perfect temperatures, no mosquitoes, eating ingredients you can't buy in the US. You definitely don't want to experience, as I did, the enjoyment of being on a boat in Switzerland when a group of hikers get on, get out a guitar and start singing folk songs as you travel between soaring, snow-covered mountains. I'm sure you wouldn't want to experience making friends with some wonderful people in Peru who take you to see things that aren't available on YouTube, or to find out from them what things were really like when the Shining Path was terrorizing the country. You might learn something- and that certainly seems to be something you don't want to do.