How do i get a pet chimpanzee?

i really want one! i’m 16 and when i get older i want to get one as a pet because i want to make people jealous like my crush that i have a exotic pet and stuff and i want to walk it outside so my neighbors are jealous and if it’s bad i can beat it with a stick. also don’t say it can hurt me because i will hire... show more i really want one! i’m 16 and when i get older i want to get one as a pet because i want to make people jealous like my crush that i have a exotic pet and stuff and i want to walk it outside so my neighbors are jealous and if it’s bad i can beat it with a stick. also don’t say it can hurt me because i will hire someone to declaw and defang it and remove its mussels
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