A guy walks into a pub and sits down at the counter. He notices a jar full of cash and asks the bartender "Well what s this for?"
The bartender replies "So, basically there are three challenges to complete, and if you do them, then you win all the cash inside the jar!"
The guy replies "Alright, what are these challenges?"
"Well, if I m gonna share my secrets, you've at least gotta put some cash into the jar to participate."
So the guy puts in his share and the bartender tells the man the three challenges: "One: take this bottle of fireball whiskey and down it in one sip without stopping. Two: go out back where we keep our pitbull and take out its loose tooth. And three: an old lady lives upstairs, but she's a virgin. The final challenge is to take the old woman s virginity."
The man looks at the bartender as if he s crazy and says "Ah, no way in hell I m doing those things.
Later in the evening after the man has had quite a bit to drink and is a little bit tipsy, he has worked up his courage and decided to try these challenges. So, he grabs the bottle of fireball and downs it fair and square, every last drop. Then, he walks out back to the pitbull and suddenly the bar is alarmed with sounds of growling and shirts tearing and unpleasant noises from the dog and the man. Finally, the man walks back into the bar and shouts "Now, wheres that old lady with the loose tooth?!"