Why does my pizza always fall on my floor?

I grab a pizza from the microwave then go to the livinf room where my pizza always slips and then fall on the floor, then I throw it into the trasj cuz ew, but why is this always happening? Fml ffs

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  • Jamie
    Lv 7
    6 months ago
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    You aren't being careful enough . If you pick it up in three seconds I think you can safely eat it , plus you could have zapped it in the microwave to kill germs .

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  • 6 months ago

    USE A PAPER PLATE.....PUT YOUR HAND under the plate or use a tray with it on tray.

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  • Joe
    Lv 6
    6 months ago

    I'm blaming gravity. It loves mischief..!

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  • 6 months ago

    well if they always falls on the floor, why the heck you keep buying them, they obviously have it in for you, perhaps lay of the lager and weed before the fisrt slice

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