Why was there smoke coming out of my puppy’s poop?

So I was walking my new puppy Muggins early this morning. I’m trying to teach him to defecate on my neighbor’s lawns. So he pushes out this giant coiled turd on Mrs. Peterson’s grass. Well it had smoke coming out of it. I put my hands over it and could feel the heat coming off it. Is Muggins a demon dog like a... show more So I was walking my new puppy Muggins early this morning. I’m trying to teach him to defecate on my neighbor’s lawns. So he pushes out this giant coiled turd on Mrs. Peterson’s grass. Well it had smoke coming out of it. I put my hands over it and could feel the heat coming off it.

Is Muggins a demon dog like a hellhound? Should I put him down? I love him but he might be possessed by Satan. Is it his diet (he loves chicken McNuggets and coco pebbles cereal). Help?
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