RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 4 months ago

Would a shark attack victim who lost his left arm and leg be alright?

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  • 4 months ago
    Best Answer

    About half the time handing him things would be awkward....

    He would tend to hop around in circles....

    But he would save money on socks....

    In a related news story, a downtown man with two wooded legs caught fire today

    and burned to the ground....film at 11...

    Source(s): Yoke about hands, legs and socks....
    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      ARGH! A TYPO! Wooden, not wooded! I hate typos!

  • anand
    Lv 5
    4 months ago

    Not all. His heart, one kidney, one lung. etc. will still be left.

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      So all of those things would be left, right?

  • 4 months ago

    Only if a rescue plane helps pull him up sharks have strong jaws. The rescue boat or plane has to be pretty darn close to the victim... then if he makes it toy he hospital and how much blood loss. How big of a bite and what technic to staunch the wound.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    They colud be fin’ished,RR..

    Yet sum say,”What doesn’t keel Ya,makes Ya stronger.”

    More pacifically,the Right brothers wolud say,

    ”Just plane don’t ever give up.”

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      How many brothers did the Rights have left....?

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  • 4 months ago

    Yes,and he still has his vital statistics.

  • Cogito
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    No - of course not. He'd have bled out within a minute in the water.

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      4 months agoReport

      Someone with his right arm left could throw him a rope....

  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    Right is all that's left.

  • Shadow
    Lv 6
    4 months ago

    Yes. They would function all right.

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