Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureCommunity Service · 6 months ago

So, OMG! I was buying Foldger's coffee today, and some guy picked up a bag of "Ethical bean coffee" next to me, and then he looked over?

and said "Hey. Everyone. Look at thus guy here. He's buying non-ethical coffee, and I'm buying ethical coffee" and then everyone started throwing lettuce at me, and shouting "Shame on you", and then he picked me up and said "Do you know how much those farmers make, boy?" and I said "no" and then he screamed "Ahhhhhhh!" and threw me across the store, but luckily I landed on a pile of marshmellows. OMG! It was awful. What are stores coming to these days? Overrun with fascist hipsters.

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  • 6 months ago
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    You have no idea what a fascist is.

    Hint: They do not care about underpaid,

    brown workers

    in foreign countries.

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    Regards,

    John Popelish

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  • 6 months ago

    You call the police or even contact the store manager? It is against the law to abuse anyone.

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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Did you get lost? This isn't r/thathappened

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  • EddieJ
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    6 months ago

    I'm 65 and I have never bought non-ethical coffee -- or any other kind of coffee.

    • Atheo logist
      Lv 7
      6 months agoReport

      your loss, eddie. coffee is a nasty and bitter little joy.

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  • 6 months ago

    I dislike hipsters as well.

    Did you have a question?

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