I need a cursed *** furry sentence!?

Answer 1

Very well...

As a dignified representative of the furry fandom, I sentence you to the curse of "scrotum extendum". For the rest of your life your nutsack will get longer and longer until you're falling down because you closed your nuts in the car door and as you walked off you reached the end of them a block away. And same thing if you're female, too.

Answer 2

At the risk of seeming stupid - what is a "cursed a$$ furry"? And are you asking for a sentence which incorporates that expression?